By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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henri_fml 0

you ma'am are a filthy liar! i have seen this clip on tv so many times. why don't you try to come up with something original next time?

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ahundredloons 0

Funny... I saw this on TV once. =P

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Redneck325Ci 0

I rarely do this but..... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Saw this on Speeders on TruTV. You fail for attempting to be original but just being a pathetic ****.

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AMMM 0

omfg just suck it up and pay the GD ticket! YOU were speeding. It's ILLEGAL. That's how people DIE; reckless driving, you know. How about don't be a reckless driver and a whorish flirt?

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AdvocataDiaboli 0

Fishing for complements AND trying to get out of a ticket? Somebody's not pretty on the innnnsiiiidee :D

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Brockbfball1563 5

And I thought women wanted equal rights...

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RemembertheTime_fml 0

I say YDI because that was a bitch thing to do. Suck it up and take the damn ticket since you were driving badly anyways.

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TheRoflMonster 0

I call bs. I've seen this on the show Speeders before. Way to be unoriginal. Douche. And if this did REALLY happen, you got owned you ugly bitch.

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DankJemo 0

Good, that's what you get for being an asshole and trying to take advantage of the system. It's also why women are such bad drivers... They are allowed to get away with it because they have ****. One for the good guys! YES!

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