By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
I agree, your life sucks 242
You deserved it 618

Top comments

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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slem_fml 0
iPikachu 0

YDI for trying to get out of a ticket for speeding. Breaking the law is the same for anyone, so why should you get out of it?

Epic fail... I hate girls who THINK they're pretty and therefore the rules don't apply to them, but atleast some of them can pull it off with some class... YTDI

I call fake!! I saw it on SPEEDERS, and I only remember it because my dad kept rewinding it. YTDI

You just got pwned by cop, stupid bitch...

hellobananas 0

Haha, people arguing on the internet! How futile. Really, what idiots, as I see. And just to make it fun, I shall quote and and fuel to the internet fire of pointless arguements in which a winner is never decided! "I'm sad about people like you who use their limited focus and minimal intelligence to prove that mankind is a giant ass." I shall say, mankind is a giant ass. It is the very nature of people to look out for their own interests, no matter what you may say, or in the interests of survival for the species as a whole. That means, look out for yourself, and mommies for their kids. And limited focus and minimal intelligence? Really? This is the internet, where geniuses are idiots and idiots are mass. I call into question anyone who will debate the same issue, and as I see it, providing no real facts to back it up. So, since when did 'because I say so' become a valid point for an arguement, or citing the opponent's lack of intelligence as a reason not to respond? So, for both Hoax and mercyFML, I shall say you are both idiodic in unique ways. Guess what? People are prejudiced, and for years women were often viewed as the weaker sex. Then it changed. And guess what again? People are idiots. So it changed, but people are still idiots. And really, changing a debate of saying that one woman's actions don't influence you into a fight over history and intelligence? I say congrats. So, I fuel the fire, so please flame. I enjoy it immensly.

Yeah, I call BULLSHIT on this one. Total bullshit.

Coprophobia 0

Setting yourself up for that one, weren't cha.