By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
I agree, your life sucks 242
You deserved it 618

Top comments

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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Yeah, totally not copied of the internet, nice job.

Yeah, it's cute. I remember *my* first semester at college.

mmeow 0

i've been pulled over once for speeding. I had a male cop and he didn't give me a ticket. not because i'm pretty, but because i had a clean driving and criminal record and he let me go with a warning.. also he probably felt bad for me because i was 18 at the time and scared shitless. but HAD he decided that i deserved a ticket, i would NEVER try to sex my way out of it. You're a dumb bitch. face the consequences of your actions.

Lol that was a kickass move right there. People at his station probably laughed all day

HA! Burned! That's what you get for being a skanky, flirtatious, nasty, stuck-up, law-breaking little whiny bitch! You broke the law, you got punished. Deal with it!

thtswack 0

uhmmm.... you definitely got this from a chain E-mail, I received the same one two days ago.

I think these comments are all a bit too harsh. In my personal opinion, FYL for being ugly, a bad flirt, and getting a speeding ticket. Also: cool cop.

Hoax_fml 0

Please. You didn't argue with me because you don't have a leg to stand on. Saying that the women's lib was a struggle is a joke - it was pure largesse. But then again, your method of arguing is screaming names and stamping your little feet. Its not a very effective strategy.

yep i hate when girls think they are pretty when they rnt. dumb bitches.