Transportation: Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I...

By Katelyn - 20/04/2012 17:58 - United States - Folsom

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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By Dr_Gip - 18/10/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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Another fine mess

By MikeMoosey - 30/12/2008 18:00 - United States

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:27

This is NOT the correct way to launch an app on your phone.

LSS_fml 18

Saturday 21 April 2012 1:25

Where I'm from there are signs all over the petrol station saying "No use of mobile phone near bowser" etc... So I say YDI.

Comments

aileen15 15

Saturday 21 April 2012 19:38

lmfao that made me laugh out loud

RemyX1 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 1:06

Now thats what I call a Long Distance Call

FatTony2010 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 2:11

That's prohibited here in the UK!

amberin 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 5:26

Karma sucks you're not supposed to use your cell phone while pumping gas anyways....

TheGreenArrow 3

Sunday 22 April 2012 7:32

Aren't you not supposed to use cellphones around the gas station.

iamcoolyo 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 17:15

What otter boxes' are for!

jazzeh103 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 19:59

Wooow Your that one person that can cause a huge fire just because u had to pick up the phone at that time while pumping gas.

sharkwkrox 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 21:07

You ******* deserved it because you never pick up your phone at a gas station, it could blow up everything around you

randompanda7 4

Monday 23 April 2012 6:11

d(^O^)o for the win man! That's why we buy warranties!

jayhawkchik 4

Monday 23 April 2012 9:31

You are not supposed to talk on the phone and gas up at the same time. Static charge make gas fumes go boom, moron!

screamo_neve 12

Monday 23 April 2012 19:59

I'm pretty sure the biggest issue at gas stations is if you see someone smoking while near a gas pump. I use my phone while pumping gas every once in a while.