Miscellaneous: Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and...

By poupi - 25/12/2008 12:57 - France

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By familyofpsychos - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Elkhorn

Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML

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By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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School project

By ninaaaa - 24/02/2014 00:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my sister finished a project about something she hates. Me. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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ohguru 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:31

oh man, that would royally piss me off.

kat666 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:26

I'll have to remember that type of revenge! Thanks for sharing!!!

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jdawg2010 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 18:17

haahahahahha win.

lalamike25 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:20

Tell her to keep it up. Maybe you'll stop reading and find the true way

desertpunk75 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 7:35

What a little bitch!

JustHayden 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 10:54

You shouldn't have pissed her off...

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:46

HAHA omg

anjtrg_1112 23

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:37

doglover100 28

Wednesday 12 February 2014 19:54

I'd be so pissed.

foreverhappy98 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 16:42

My mom did that to me once when I was really into a book. Only, she thought it would be "funny". You can't just do that to someone!!!

Sansa_fml 38

Wednesday 5 November 2014 15:56

that is a really funny bitch move. I like your sisters way of thinking :p

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 25 January 2015 22:39

I'd be pissed.

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