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By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By sleepy - 23/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML

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How sweet

By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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Spooked

By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML

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You deserved it 254

By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while I was asleep, my three-year-old cousin wet the bed again. MY bed. FML

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You deserved it 109

By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:32

You're her territory. She will protect you from other little kids who try to pee on you. Barking is completely normal and should be expected from her.

Selena_is_back 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:18

nice

Comments

yaysmile 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:21

Like i always say, its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on but now you know what both is like so that sucks.

yaysmile 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:21

Like i always say, its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on but now you know what both is like so that sucks.

lvanlier 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:29

ouch

lonely_heart_89 6

Saturday 6 November 2010 8:49

The same thing happened to me today at the daycare I work at, except I was burping the baby after feeding her, and she had diarrhea, which I soon discovered because it went through her clothes and onto mine. Not only did she poop on me, but she spit up on me as well :(

greggiee 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 9:05

owned, to say the least.

AwesumIndianGurl 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 11:11

Well think about it this way...it coulda been worse!!! :) LOL FYL anyways....

WarByrd 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:01

obviously you do not have children and are not around them much. EVERY time they wake up you NEED to make sure either their diaper needs to be changed, or ask if they need to go to the restroom.

funzcpl 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 13:14

she marked her territory. u belong to her now.

attatood 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 17:02

RESTROOM #104???? Who the **** says restroom? In a mall or restaurant it is a restroom maybe, but if she was reading in a house it is a bathroom. Let's not be formal, we're all friends here :)

lonely_heart_89 6

Saturday 6 November 2010 17:08

#107, WHO CARES?! Restroom, bathroom, toilet - whatever, same thing. Don't nit-pick.

attatood 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 17:35

yeah, kinda off topic. I just can't picture someone being that formal with a child (unless of course they are upper class) and I just found it funny that's all. Besides, this FML doesn't warrant much else because it isn't one. It is just normal life that happens all the time, kinda like if I said "I just ate cereal, FML" Doesn't even rate a better comment.