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By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Tilehurst

Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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Daerauko 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:11

good, stop irritating people

Firate 3

Monday 8 March 2010 9:12

If you're that bored, how about helping your mom with the dishes instead of being an ass?

Comments

TeonaElaine15 4

Friday 3 August 2012 6:12

Lmao. Wish I could've seen that.

BADappilka 6

Tuesday 1 January 2013 16:00

Lol!! I'm sorry but if my son did the same to me when I was cleaning and pissed off, I'd kick him too. In fact I would do it to my poor boyfriend if he even did it.

ashjo 12

Thursday 14 November 2013 7:57

I hate that like who the hell goes up to someone and says 'poke' ?

mjayybb 8

Monday 25 November 2013 5:45

ydi.for being annoying

SuperVertigo 13

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:26

Today, while I was in a bad mood, my son poked me in the shoulder while saying, "Poke" so I said ,"Kick" and kicked him in the nuts. FHL(**** His Life)

EDGE1095 20

Tuesday 3 November 2015 13:12

YDI YDI YDI

hshaneberger 14

Tuesday 10 November 2015 3:39

You should have known that already, dumbass!!

argnog 11

Tuesday 7 June 2016 16:16

you sorry of deserve it, but any woman should know not to kick a man in his balls.

404wan 19

Wednesday 24 October 2018 17:00

my ex-boyfriend did shit like this all the time, never ever helping around the house and always ******* with his mom while whining for her to do everything for him. i have no sympathy for you, for someone to respond that strongly you're probably a little shit that lives to bother people because its the only way to get attention. At the same time i have no sympathy for your mother because she raised you to be this way.