Woah snickerdoodles... alot of young kids, most boys actually enjoy annoying people to an extent. It's called stirring someone up. So your saying a harmless poke deserves a kick in the balls? Woah, that sounds pretty extreme to me and then also take into consideration that his mother could cause some long term damage (not likely but anyway). I know you'll pick apart my spelling, my grammar or whatever. I don't really care to be honest. A point is still a point, no matter how it's wrapped, i've found that usually people that are grammar nazis have really weak points or just like to ANNOY people... kinda like the OP.

Awesome mom xD

"I now never..."

I've fixed it! ;-)

Uh, what? As a female, I would never kick a guy in the balls unless he was trying to harm/violate me. Even then, punching someone in the Adam's apple or jamming your fingers into their eyeballs can be more effective. A mother kicking her son in the balls because she got "poked"? Even if she dropped the dish and broke it, how is that necessary?

Comeuppins.

the fml setting has to have today before every fml. I wanna scream at you but then I'd just be wasting my time.

For God's sake, she was doing something that she could easily make you do, and you don't fricking appreciate it? You really deserved it

Fake, unless your mom is psychotic, in which case, move out now.

don't mess with a woman in her natural habitat..... the kitchen!