Gross, Students and Miscellaneous: Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy...

By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By superbubbles - 23/03/2021 21:30 - Canada

Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:16

I hear ramen noodles is good shampoo.

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 February 2010 15:11

You are confused. Ramen noodles are good hair extensions.

Comments

girlygirl666 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:40

@ pendatic-Those are actually the better smells.

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:55

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pfunk129 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:06

I would have pissed on him

nori313 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:26

the only funny thing about this is that i know what ramen noodles look like the second time around, i've happened to puke them as well :/

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:45

If it was your first, it's not like it wouldn't be for others. Something like this could be expected. ㄟ㋛ㄏ

Sazula 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:06

I'm jealous you get to see live autopsies in the USA as part of forensics classes, I'm doing a degree in Forensic Science in the UK and because of some leagal Act, only med students can see live autopsies. But still, sucks about the vomit in your hair :P

bazinga_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:58

That's not true. The guy behind you may have vomited, but why on earth wouldn't you be excused? It's not like they were trying to keep the room sterile--there was already vomit present!

n530411351 9

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:34

I thought you were gonna say he had a boner

mzellelove 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:40

Disect his balls with a scapel!

DeservedIt 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:56

Having performed several autopsies in different professional settings myself, I can say there is absolutely no reason to forbid people from leaving in special circumstances like these, unless if one of the deceased was contaminated by a dangerous agent. Indeed, the room (and people) should had been cleaned after the incident before the autopsy could continue.