By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
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frivolous 0

I hear ramen noodles is good shampoo.

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perdix 29

You are confused. Ramen noodles are good hair extensions.

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babybubz 0

eeeeeew.. the smell of vomit would make me vomit ...and I would definitely turn around to return the favour...

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Did you eat the ramen after you left class?

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wellinever 5

Get used to it. If you are into forensics you will see and smell much worse before your career is over.

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MadaZer0 8

Believe it!!! Kudos for anyone who gets this joke~

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null_fml 11

I'm gonna guess you're referencing Naruto? I don't know if it's a specific scene or something 'cause I don't watch that, but I have friends who do so I know the phrase...

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

I don't watch it, but I know the phrase from Naruto.

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MadaZer0 8

Well **** all of you >.> I'm going to hide under a rock now... If I'm that easy i'm going to fail in a lot of future events T.T

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null_fml 11

What?! Hey, I won fair and square! Where are my kudos?! I want at least 20 of them.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Choose a reference from a less popular anime and it won't be as obvious :] You're so mainstream ;)

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MadaZer0 8

Tara... Do not... And I repeat... Do not... Put me together with mainstream animes...!!!!! Such disrespect coming from a little girl isn't needed!!! I have not spent the last five ******* years watching anime for naught!!! Kudos for you if you can ******* tell me were this is from!!! "Panty shots are a different matter entirely!!!"

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Sounds more like hentai than anime... I give up. No kudos for me :( Sorry for calling you mainstream. BUT I have a challenge for you. Can you tell me where THIS comes from? "W-why do you want my eggs?" AND NO; it's not as dirty as it sounds :]

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null_fml 11

MadaZer0... that could be from almost anything, but it strikes me as familiar and recent... Baka to Test, by any chance?

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MadaZer0 8

Macro I'm barely on episode 3... That anime was somewhat enjoyable at first... >.> especially because of the trap in that one You are forgiven Tara... I can never stay mad at you... Remember... If I could I would hug you till your death and I will continue to afterwards~ That reference was from Needless... not a hentai >.>

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MadaZer0 8

@Tara- Can't tell where that's from btw

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

F**k! I searched it on Google (because I'm a cheater like that) and I found something about Needless but I was like "Nah. No way that's it. It can't be that easy." My reference was from Shugo Chara. My favorite anime. It's not surprising you don't know it, though. It's a majo shojo anime. Thanks for forgiving me :)

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MadaZer0 8

Wow... I dropped Shugo on episode 18... No wonder I didn't know~

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

That's fine....except the reference was from episode 3 and the show is obviously about eggs -_-'

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

BTW, you missed a LOT of stuff that happened after ep 18.

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MadaZer0 8

.... Why would I remember a significant line like that when I dropped it soooooo long ago... I'll stick to my ecchi romantic comedies thank you very much~

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MadaZer0 8

I'll ******* watch it when I feel like it XD I have a weird feeling that some dicks are going to post assholish stuff when I come back and read this FML~

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

LOL sorry. You should watch it again though. It gets so much better... Nadeshiko's a boy, the Boss of Easter is a little kid, and a new Queen is introduced. You're obviously more knowledgable about anime, though (I've only been an anime fan for a little over a year). What are some good series you recommend? Do I sound like an asshole? :)

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MadaZer0 8

I already knew all that XD No need to spoil others who haven't watched it~ And of course I'm more knowledgeable~ I haven't spent the last five years watching anime for nothing~ (god I am such a loser D:) Good anime.... Well... My profile pic is from a famous anime~ and no you can't be an asshole~ Only guys can be that

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Well how could you know all that if you stopped at 18? All that stuff happened after 18. Especially the Boss being a little kid.... that wasn't until way up to episode 99 or something. Did you read the manga? That's the only way I could think of that you know all that. Also, I want titles! Give me titles, O anime master :)

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MadaZer0 8

it's called spoiling myself dear~ I do it on a daily basis ;D I can't think of one D:

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Well, **** you! You ruin the anime if you spoil it D: (I only spoiled it on here because I was sure nobody else on here even heard of it or plans to watch) And you can't think of any?

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MadaZer0 8

When and where~ I spoiled myself a long time ago... And that was because I was bored I can't D:

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

*slaps you across the face* ANIME DESERVES MORE ******* RESPECT!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THIS ONE!!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT IT'S THE WORST SIN AGAINST ANIME TO SPOIL!!! Also, you're a pedo :) *holds you at gunpoint* Name a title NOW!

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Hexefrau 5

Naruto Ramen reference FTW. Mmm, shrimp cakes.

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Hexefrau 5

Yeah, like Now and Then, Here and There.

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blankettt 0

Is anyone else tired of FMLs about people getting puked on?

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AnRom 0

I hate when people who have these FMLs say they have to do something, like if you're covered in vomit then you can leave or if your bf breaks up with you then you don't have to cook him a turkey dinner. I'm not sure if these people are just incredibly weak or if they're just saying it to make a better FML, either way it's really annoying.

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rollover_dj 0

Hold on, what i don't understand is why you weren't allowed to leave to get cleaned up?

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MadaZer0 8

The teachers was probably pissed off that the OP didn't give hin a ******** earlier that day

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rollover_dj 0

Oh yeah sure he was.. that would've been it... right on the ball there.. glad you're here to clarify things =]

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MadaZer0 8

Glad you appreciate my help dear~ :D

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PuPeT_KaI 0

Who cares what the teacher says, you're covered in vomit, just go clean yourself, stinkbomb. If the teacher gets angry, go personally explain the situation to the Principal or someone in higher authority than your teacher, they can't do shit then. <3 ;3

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