Gross, Students and Miscellaneous: Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy...

By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Barfed out

By superbubbles - 23/03/2021 21:30 - Canada

Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:16

I hear ramen noodles is good shampoo.

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 February 2010 15:11

You are confused. Ramen noodles are good hair extensions.

Comments

Jim9349 10

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:10

What a pussy.... I've seen tons of autopsy tapes... (never live..) but really? barfing? I laugh... learn to laugh off fear pain and hurt...

jsusfreek927 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:58

lol @ snickerdoodles. you're great. I love you.

mtc4ever 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 8:36

eweweweweweweweweewerridhdjdjfkrdf ... ew

tagyrrpregnant 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:47

Ramen is delicious! ugh, I'm hungry.

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 17 February 2010 20:58

What this with people that don't puke in a bag, anyway? I don't understand this spew mentality.

DreamingintheSun 0

Friday 9 April 2010 0:55

Naruto?!

magnis 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:29

I get to see an autopsy when I'm 15 ( my dads a cop and I want to be a M.E.)

ITS_SNORLAX 4

Sunday 15 April 2012 1:41

I'm pretty it was Naruto that did that :P

swag_unicorn 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:58

omg im so hungry but i couldnt figure out what i wanted but now i know its ramen noodles lol

Jayrawrskie 0

Saturday 13 October 2012 11:13

Hahahahaha I'm dying!

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