Health: Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By Alex - 31/08/2024 12:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

good going, dipshit

icyfire617 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.

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coltsluvr123 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:17

you're old enough to have coworkers but you still wanna watch Kung Fu panda...? O_o

kat815 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:26

Wow you're old enough to work and you were that excited about a cartoon

HU4L188 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:44

the funny part is how excited u were to see a child movie.... it does look funny though

ryno2004 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:54

wow, I am embraced to share a state with you...

marcranger 28

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:33

"embraced"? either autocorrect took over, or you graduated Denver Public Schools. I'm hoping the former.

alicecanitbe 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:28

I like ur dp :P

doubleodoggy 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 22:10

Did you see the movie anyways?

amadan 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:18

You need to lighten up, animated movies are usually great for any age, jeez.

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:28

wow. all the good people out of work, and they hire you.

Daniruu 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:24

I also love Kung Fu Panda and I'm 21, but why would anyone be stupid enough to do that, even when they're excited to see it? Learn to have some self-control, dude.