Health: Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

good going, dipshit

icyfire617 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.

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XxGuard 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 7:59

Good job butch. You aren't Jackie Chan, he's actually pro. That's when "don't try this at home" or in your case "don't try this at work" comes into play. YDI.

jackiemoonthepro 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:02

you are a pure machine

Colubroidea 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:06

I don't care about the OP's movie preferences. Whatever floats your boat. However, it sickens me that someone who is old enough to be in the work force really thinks that doing a flying kick at a wall is appropriate AT WORK. Seriously. The fact that s/he even attempted it is idiotic, regardless of the outcome. Grow the hell up and act like a mature human being.

supaisu 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:13

you're how old? I don't blame you for liking kids movies, hell, they're pretty good sometimes. but... at least be mature enough not to do... well. what you did.

gunman15 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:50

I know where your coming from

bycf 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:17

unbelievable.... you are "legend", man!

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:22

Tool.

taurusxdee 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:34

I saw it too, there's definitely gonna be a KFP 3!

roblaycle 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 10:39

yeah you totally deserve it. and how old are you getting all excited about a kids movie?

KK3137 31

Saturday 28 May 2011 11:44

Wow, nice! :p well, i once kicked a soccer-ball sized hole in a door because i wanted to show off my kung fu kick... I had to pay like $150 for reparations....