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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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You deserved it 6 504

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By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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Join the club

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 06:34 - Netherlands

Today, I came home sick. After a while I received a text message. I thought it was a sweet 'how are you baby?' from my boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you!' FML

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Red flags all over the place

By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By evenmybodyhatesme - 15/05/2016 06:47 - United States - San Jose

Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML

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Relationship goals

By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 19:06

dump that asshole

MaryFairy 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 19:07

wow... bastard! dump his jerk ass

Comments

kaylovely 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:46

and I bet you're still with him too..

piczorgtfolol 0

Monday 13 September 2010 2:16

My only question...how did they get all that medical equipment into your kitchen? :)

iltby 3

Monday 13 September 2010 20:26

Must be pretty lonely at night with your box of tissues and bottle of lotion, huh?

yditotally420 3

Monday 13 September 2010 2:42

hes damn right!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 13 September 2010 2:57

I declare your boyfriend to be broken. Time to get a new one!

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 September 2010 2:59

Anybody who would leaves 35 missed calls and mean text messages to his gf is not mature enough to be in a relationship.

xoxocandy 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:12

124-agreed.what a freaking asshole. tell him he should pick up some hospital food while he's on the Way to come visit his gf in hospital!!!

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 13 September 2010 3:40

I'm thinking this is fake or we must be dealing with a fairly dumb woman. The reason being is why wouldn't you tell your boyfriend you were having surgery? I'm baffled.

Luke1717 0

Monday 13 September 2010 3:41

well atleast he likes your cooking :p

zdani 10

Monday 13 September 2010 3:58

Uh maybe she did tell him that she was having surgery, but him being so self absorbed didn't remember and just thought she wasn't there to cook him dinner. OP that is so pathetic that he expects you to cook him dinner though, why would you be with someone who treats you like his cook? Do you wash and iron his clothes and clean his house as well?? Yes, this is a **** your life, but only because you're choosing to be with someone like that. Get out whilst you can, this behavior will only get worse.