Transportation: Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick...

By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

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By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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You deserved it 41 439

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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The harder they come…

By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

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Crazee108 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:14

I literally cringed. OUch dude.

Happy_Elf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:18

Christ! Either way you'd be in a lotta pain O_o Though, at least hurting your hands is better than possibly splitting your head open ^,^ But seriously, FYL

Comments

thatoneguyinca 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:33

i call bullshit, there's no hills in florida

0neiros 14

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:41

Who are you, Wiley Coyote? Turns out the fence was Electric, so I let go and jumped back, into the path of a bus. Then the bus driver didn't see me, and I was stuck to the front of the bus when he rear ended a Police car. I flew through the rear window into the back of the police car, and the Policeman took me to Jail where I was Homosexually Raped in the Shower...I Liked it...FML

bbobe900000 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:22

hahahahaaha this is good

chuckrules1000 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:17

Alright, WTF was there a drain doing without a lid? You could probably file a lawsuit for something like this. and what the hell is it with everyone assuming that this person is fat for riding a bike ratherthan driving a car? I don't drive because of the shitheads on the roads these days. Also consider the cost of insurance. unless you're a spoiled little brat who freeloads off of your parents or you have a college degree, that 250-600$ should be something that is flinched at...

SookMauNoots 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:04

you can sue the town for no lid ona drain

lifesxmisery 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:29

this is stupid. i dont believe it for the fact that there already is a post like this one so please dont give us bullshit. we want real truthful shit that happened in people's lives!! just as long as they're funny as shit

SUSAltd 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:56

This sounds like the one about the electric fence.

justtora 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:48

So either there is an open drain in the middle of a sidewalk, or there is a fence in the middle of the street. I liked these when they were actually believeable. You deserve for this to happen, but I doubt it did.