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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Zoro - 13/09/2023 21:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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startafire 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:14

Why the hell would you do that? Pervert. Besides, a lot of elevators have cameras too.

WakingTheFallen 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:15

Why would you want to pull your pants and underwear down anyway?

Comments

Brianna_Ray 23

Monday 6 January 2014 19:46

Seriously?

Redundant_Idiot 7

Saturday 15 February 2014 17:42

Let's be honest. Did you really just want to re-create the "What's My Age Again" music video?

CptLanny10 7

Wednesday 20 August 2014 13:53

Why would you do that ?

mypineapple 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 6:55

I have no words for this

fviker95 13

Thursday 18 December 2014 21:59

You have got to be the dumbest person out there you should probably save yourself some money and drop out now

sadbilly 12

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:01

Did she blow you after?

DiamondGirl18 12

Sunday 31 May 2015 8:17

I'm embarrassed by the fact you don't know how to spell "embarrassed".. but why would you do that, knowing there are 4 possible floors that people live on

alexanderavatar 24

Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:53

must jack off in elevator? what happens if you are alone on the escalator or in a taxi

iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:25

next time your bored in an elevator or anywhere for that matter pull out your phone and read FML like the rest of us. Doing every impulsive thing your brain thinks of, where the risk outweighs the reward will get you nowhere fast. I agree YDI, slow your roll and good things will happen.