By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Same thing different taste

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marijuanasmoker4 3

He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.

$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.

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YEAH! A new Homeless FML! I've waited so long for the homeless to continue their semi-insane rampage of unexpected chaos and mooching! Homeless FMLs are my favorite!

anti_average 5

At least he left you the sign. Now you can get some money for a new bike, and maybe even a trip to Oklahoma!

And that's why you never trust a hitch-hiker, especially one who asks for money. I don't think you learned any sense when you grew up. ...

that'll teach u to ride a bike, get off your lazy ass and buy a car. prick!

fashionbug9880 22

How is he a lazy ass if he's riding a bike? What the hell? Isn't he the opposite? You are seriously a dumb ass. How about you get off your lazy ass and ride a bike. Hey, well at least he doesn't create pollution, doesn't waste money on gas, and gets fit.

from Oklahoma, give me $2 to add to my escape Oklahoma fund. I also accept bikes.

LilAngel606 5

why would you even give the guy money

thats why I dont give a dime to them, ever

I_LOVE_CAPS 2

I live in Oklahoma. NEVER TRUST US. Stupid.

SpotShot 6

why did u get off the bike to give him money??

Because he was trying to be a good Samaritan.