Customers and Work: Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a...

By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 15:05 - United States - Fishers

Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML

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By karmas a kunt - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By notoneatall - 07/07/2014 03:39 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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By Annebelle - 14/05/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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Pulled a sneaky on you

By blank sheep at work - 01/03/2022 09:00 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML

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Econforthwin 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 0:08

While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.

Noah197099 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 0:19

"Chucklefuck bitch." You Aussies sure are creative.

Comments

thefmlman2011 36

Thursday 29 January 2015 8:36

I thought people in Australia were meant to be nice. I was obviously wrong. At least they're more talkative than people in the UK

Freda92 12

Thursday 29 January 2015 9:54

I'm sure she has an eating disorder and the whole cake was just for her. And when you said what you said, she thought you knew what was really going on but were just being ironic and making fun of her. And that made her be aggressive! FYL (and hers too, by the same occasion)

catanita 18

Thursday 29 January 2015 9:58

Things like this make me lose my faith in humanity. Don't let her ruin your day.

haymrslange 6

Thursday 29 January 2015 11:51

I would have burst into laughter ??that's the funniest insult ever

idioticmess 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 12:51

well thats a new and interesting insult. sorry about that op, some people are just rude assholes.

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 29 January 2015 15:17

what does chucklefuck mean?

ViralFirefly 5

Thursday 29 January 2015 15:50

My guess is the cake wasn't for a birthday, she just wanted to eat a cake and your remark made her feel like a fatass. I'm sorry you have to deal with horrible customers.

gabagabaheyu 10

Thursday 29 January 2015 21:03

maybe she is a lonely piece of shit and was going to eat the whole cake by herself and your question only upset her because she had no real excuse and didnt want to admit her real plans

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 29 January 2015 21:46

What a charmer. But now you have a new insult (or two) added to your vocabulary. If I can even think of an occasion to use "chucklefuck", I will. Seriously, though, she didn't have to be such a snotbag. If she didn't appreciate your attempt to be polite, a stiff, "Thank you," uttered through clenched teeth, would have sufficed.