Money: Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume....

By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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By no touching - 06/03/2015 14:03 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2015 15:12

Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML

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Snowble11 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

CasualZombie 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

OH THE IRONY

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XxTooCoolxX 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:31

Who ya gonna call? GhostBust... Shit wrong theme.

iziepop 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:50

THATS AWESOME (not for u though)

naulty 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 0:08

Fyl?? Y I wish it was me lol !! Jealous

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 18:35

I would consider that an honor! You met a turtle ninja! Sorry about the mugging though...

razbery_nerd 4

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:11

Lmao! Should've just Bought him a pizza!

heart57 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 16:06

That sucks to be robbed but the only better costume to be robbed by is spider man!

salsa99 6

Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:56

How did u see him! Hes a ninja!

Mike406 7

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:21

Donnatello me about it

ElMungia 14

Sunday 26 April 2015 14:52

I genuinely wouldn't even have been mad XD

DigitalCat 4

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