Miscellaneous: Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said...

By lovelife - 27/09/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

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You deserved it 3 784

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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You deserved it 44 611

Man vs. Machine

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 420

You deserved it 92

By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 320

You deserved it 4 600

By jennlikewhoa - 18/07/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 923

You deserved it 4 542

By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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You deserved it 3 127

By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana

Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 358

You deserved it 1 618

By aquagoddess - 03/07/2018 19:00

Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML

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You deserved it 276

Money for nothing

By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville

Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML

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You deserved it 13 022

By broke and hungry - 30/05/2015 18:53 - United States - West New York

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 434

You deserved it 5 535

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 449

You deserved it 3 684

wisericky 12

Monday 27 September 2010 20:43

this is what i thnk happened... OP was just walkin around and some guy in a vending machine outfit robbed him and told to enjoy life. =D my comment went bie bie sorry 4 dup

Devolver 0

Monday 27 September 2010 19:43

That's coca cola to you,

Comments

dexasterous 17

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:04

This FML is amazing. I love it. totaly epic.

Brilthor 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:50

Did you enjoy it?

austin9512 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:07

happy? now enjoy life lolololololollolololololol

TJammah 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 17:00

Never trust a vending machine

Desurain23 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 13:38

who spends $5 at a vending machine at one time? chubby wants his chocolate bar?

the4starr 3

Wednesday 29 September 2010 14:02

who cares ? it's five bucks, man

Kitties_Outcast 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:22

note to self: no more ironic vending machines lpl

ASA5G 2

Sunday 3 October 2010 3:27

wtf? you deserve it for spending five bucks on a vending machine.

BaadKitteh 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:46

Vending machines give change for $5s, you assholes... if you don't have anything smaller, what are you supposed to do? It could have even been a drink machine; it doesn't specify. So stfu.