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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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Well spotted

By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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ididitmyself 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:51

just cuz she has blackheads doesn't mean she doesn't wash her face.

Eli0 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:47

"you have the most adorable black eye," is the correct response

Comments

OhtheHumanity 3

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:49

Don't worry about it. I know blemishes such as acne and blackheads totally demolish self-esteem. It's normal for people to get those sort of issues with their skin, so seriously, don't worry about it. At least he thought they were cute! :)

bandit09 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 19:34

BUY SOME FACIAL STUFF for your dirty ass face an then if that don't work then cover your face with a bag...lol

7monkey14crazy94 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:39

Lmao that is some funny stuff! But I think I would cry

ahsnapcrackpop 0

Monday 3 August 2009 14:17

http://textsfromlastnight.com/search/?keywords=blackheads bahaha. I can only hope that was from your boy.

nerdlover 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:26

Haha damn you got here before I did. :D

hails81 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 20:14

whitehawk_fml 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:11

there only blacheads don't eat greasy foods or chocolate

charbz 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 12:06

Tell your boyfriend his **** is small.

hahahayeahright 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:23

*proactive/clean&clear*

hatemyluck 15

Thursday 19 September 2013 2:11

Those don't even work. She should see a doctor for effective results.

paigee1234 0

Friday 23 March 2012 8:46

You people are morons and frankly really rude. Getting blackheads have absolutely nothing to do with personal hygiene. Obviously none of you have ever has to suffer through acne and don't understand that to most people it is really emotionally scarring and lowers self esteem dramatically. I can bet that 90% of you ignorant people have blackheads and don't even realize it. If you had some and people commented on it you would understand that it is SO rude. You can howler everyday and wash your face regularly and use cleansers and still get acne/ blackhead. Pure ignorance and lack of respect.

paigee1234 0

Friday 23 March 2012 8:51

Sorry about the typos guys. Autocorrect :/

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 5:18

On top of that, blackheads are typically the hardest to get rid of solely using facial cleansers and the easiest to get in the first place. If I ever get a blackhead, I always have to put a hot towel on it and then pop it or something like that or else it takes way too long.