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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By klee - 08/02/2009 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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ididitmyself 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:51

just cuz she has blackheads doesn't mean she doesn't wash her face.

Eli0 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:47

"you have the most adorable black eye," is the correct response

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_Noon_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:43

So people who do have blackheads all wash their face, and you don't have any but don't wash your face. Well well. I wonder who has a lack of hygiene.

Alvaaa 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:48

How could anyone confuse blackheads with freckles? lol

BigSky 5

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:56

englishmuffin: men and boys do know what blackheads are. You must be very young to make such an idiotic statement.

englishmuffin 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:01

I tried not to make a generalization by drawing examples only out of the people I know. I'm not sure why you took offense to my statement. Never did I say that I expected no guy to know what they are, just that I was surprised. In other words, calm down.

GiannaxRevenge 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:57

LMFAO, Awh, that really sucks. Buy some Noxzema and pop those *******. XxO

skiBOAT 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:32

Don't worry, I get those every now and then and I wash my face regularly. FYL for having your boyfriend ruin the moment. I'm guessing he didn't have a nice save.

Warpicuss 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 15:07

At least he thought they were cute. DW about it, lol.

nazooer 11

Sunday 26 July 2009 15:22

They never said they don't wash their face moron, they said they don't wash it with cleanser, as in so fancy $3000 pimple cream that doesn't work

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 15:38

Yeah, 'cause my comment was so serious... [/sarcasm]

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 26 July 2009 15:59

... How many blackheads do you have? I know most people get them, regardless of how often you wash your face, but how many do you need to look like freckles? And wouldn't you of all people know if you had freckles in the first place?

Puolukka 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 17:19

I agree...*lol* My husband's a redhead and has lots of freckles and he has blackheads...there's no way anyone would confuse those since they look nothing alike o.O

capricaz 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:17

I'm sorry if happened to you. Everyone who says she deserved it for having bad hygiene, go **** yourselves. You can be the cleanest person in the world, but if you have oily skin, you will have black heads. It's genetics you morons!