Miscellaneous: Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in... - FML

By Britters89 - 04/10/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the drivers side window to retrieve them, just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked. FML

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britters89 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:18

yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)

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maichido 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:26

Why would you even do that?! Plus, wouldn't it be common sense to check all doors to confirmed they're indeed locked?

neverbr 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:19

Fail lol

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exrida9 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:35

just another FML stolen from another one with the words twisted, anyone remember like a week ago we had a window smashed with a rock FML. Am i the only one who sees these things?

theideot 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:52

YDI (Your Da Idiot)

Julsa 0

Monday 5 October 2009 3:56

YDI! Who doesn't check all the doors before throwing a rock?

69biscuits 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:04

hahahahahah woww....

69biscuits 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:05

hahahaha wow...

DeathShad0 1

Monday 5 October 2009 4:19

Wow. I haven't heard anything this stupid for a while.

srak 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:29

this better not be Brittney Wallace

applo24 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:50

ydi for over reacting. I hope a crack hoe steals ur car now

dancerjrm9 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:05

triple AAA isn't for nothing you know. maybe you could keep a spare.

toink 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:34

AAAAAAAAA

rbueller77 0

Monday 5 October 2009 5:16

today, I was a dumbshit, FML

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