By Britters89 - 04/10/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the drivers side window to retrieve them, just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked. FML
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britters89 0

yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)

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maichido 0

Why would you even do that?! Plus, wouldn't it be common sense to check all doors to confirmed they're indeed locked?

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fudrick 0

What were you going to do when you got into the car? You're a woman, women can't drive cars...

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FarSide 22

If "... just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked", then why in hell did you throw the rock numnutz?

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bethinabox 0

Because she threw the rock BEFORE noticing the door was unlocked.

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stanzskin 0

When she was young I'll bet she rode the short bus to school and had to wear a helmet.

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aero_fml 0

I bet she was driving the short bus...

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FerrariCake 2

And of course, if she was driving the short bus... there's only one door. Which means that door was unlocked, but she threw a rock through the driver's side window anyway. Certainly does make sense now. She couldn't be late to work because she had to pick up the helmet-kids.

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britters89 0

Go to hell, I'm a special education teacher.

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FerrariCake 2

Oh britters... I wasn't talking to you anyway. I was replying to Aero. We were having a conversation. Just an observation: you seem WAY to sensitive to be on this site. You reading FMLs is like a devout religious person accidently finding a hardcore **** site. You should probably stop reading posts here before you have a nervous breakdown.

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smd69 0

Wow, wtf is wrong with people? I don't come on fml and be rude to people who post this stuff. It's pretty hilarious, and if you're going to knit pick everything about anyones posts, then maybe you should stfu, and find something better to do with your lives. :]

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Kukua 5

Why did you throw a rock through your DRIVER'S side window? Now you have to sit on glass.....since you obviously are so late you don't have time to brush off the seat.

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FerrariCake 2

LMAO... "frantic" and throwing rocks are two things that never go well together. Next time you're feeling "frantic", stay away from rocks.

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blameyourself 0

There's AAA for a reason...they'll unlock your car for you so you don't have to do dumb shiz like breaking your window.

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McA513M 0

Californians never cease to amaze me...

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McA513M 0

Californians never cease to amaze me...

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