Miscellaneous: Today, I was running late for an important job interview because...

By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I showed up to an important meeting 20 minutes late, claiming I couldn't find my keys. They were in my hand the whole time, and I realized it just as I reached for the doorknob. Everyone saw me pause mid-step, staring at my hand in disbelief. FML

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By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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Thursday 12 July 2012 22:33

Don't worry I think we all do that at one time or another

Futacy 29

Thursday 12 July 2012 22:36

Also try not to lose your car in you own garage

Comments

SF18_hooah 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:19

its like when I lose my phone... and I find it in my hand. then I feel retarded

mikara08 17

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:32

I feel like it's more reasonable to not realize they're in your pocket. Your hand though? Theoretically you're using those to search through the house

Leslier_fml 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:34

lol I hate it when that happens!

hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:34

A little nervous, wouldn't you say?

iloveyouandmusic 10

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:37

this literally describes my life :/

zoecw 14

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:37

You did that because you were in a hurry and your mind was on the interview, not your keys :~)

corleon198425 22

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:39

I lost my dick it wasn't screwed to my body

Casteels 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:42

After reading it numerous times, I still can't decide whether FYL, as this happens to many people, or YDI for not checking even your hands.. I can understand though, as OP could've been nervous and wasn't thinking straight.