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By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 06:04 - United States - New Albany

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML

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By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By Beegee - 21/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

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STOP!

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 16:21 - United States - Mount Carmel

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

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Vibe check

By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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littleCT1 12

Friday 18 September 2015 16:28

That cop is a true bro.

justcommenting19 19

Friday 18 September 2015 16:27

Hey, it isn't so bad. At least you didn't get a ticket. :)

Comments

MoxleyCrue 17

Friday 18 September 2015 16:43

Sounds to me like you got good advice. Why are you mad about it?

WOTAN1488 24

Friday 18 September 2015 16:50

That's awesome :)

quinn1184 25

Friday 18 September 2015 17:00

it's nice to see cops in the news for something nice :)

ellymae96 25

Friday 18 September 2015 17:06

Ah be thankful op! It could've be a lot worse! That cop sounds pretty great!

Bryce8 11

Friday 18 September 2015 17:25

It happens to the best of us, at least you didn't get the ticket!

derangedplanet 23

Friday 18 September 2015 17:38

I don't know if you're bro enough for the bro response man

christopherwilli 14

Friday 18 September 2015 17:39

At least he didn't shoot you. (I'm joking of course) but anyways at least the cop let you go without a ticket

derangedplanet 23

Friday 18 September 2015 17:39

I feel like this neither ydi or fyl... today you are winning at life. you didn't deserve a free hand but you got one. and you got a free hand out. so I see not a single problem here.