Miscellaneous: Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach...

By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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No exit! No choice!

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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Quick Stop

By poopy pants - 08/04/2013 01:47 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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Heavy traffic

By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 14:00

Today, I have severe endometriosis and it's severely damaged my bowels. I was on a bus, and we got stuck in a traffic jam. The bus was delayed by 40 minutes and whilst I was stuck on it, I pooped myself. An old lady gave me a shawl to hide the damage. FML

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Emily_who_else 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:28

i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.

notsooriginalfml 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:25

thats horrible.D: why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?

Comments

Puppyface171 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:34

Ha, you shit yourself.

alyssajones2010 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:03

ha.

FarSide 22

Friday 28 January 2011 4:09

So you paid to have the taxi driver give his donkey a bath? Must be a Romanian thing.

xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

Friday 28 January 2011 5:09

why would you still go to school?! go home!

rawrxchuck 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:18

that poor taxi driver had to drive around with your smelly self. I would have stopped at the store and told you to buy some paper towels and air freshener, then made you clean it up. oh, and a new pair of underwear. then i would have took your smelly butt to school.

elizabeth705 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:29

...wtf? go home. take a sick day or something. ydi for trying to go to school when you're obviosly too sick. idiot. common sense people!! use it!

TheXTG8680 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:33

PEANUT BUTTER DOO-DOO TAXI TIME! PEANUT BUTTER DOO-DOO TAXI TIME! PEANUT BUTTER DOO-DOO TAXI TIME!

IHeartTrance 0

Friday 28 January 2011 8:32

you Should have went home!

deerescu 1

Friday 28 January 2011 8:47

that wouldhappen to me:(

lubu99 2

Friday 28 January 2011 9:10

You dirty bastard! You washed your shit soaked undies in the sink that over people use to clean their hands. Now your peers have to contend with your brain matter all over the basin and taps. The horror!