By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
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Emily_who_else 0

i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.

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notsooriginalfml 0

thats horrible.D: why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?

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Shinygirlnz 1

I can totally feel for the poor taxi driver in this case. "Today, an idiot with a stomach ache pooed in my car. Now he's whinging about having to pay to have it cleaned up."

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Warlemming 7

I know right poor driver, f his life not yours.

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MissFML14 1

Just stay home if you don't feel well and you wouldn't of had this problem.

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Skatejock21 0

you do realize that taxi's purposely take the long way around and most of them don't know how to drive, so essentially, you would be even later taking the taxi. You shouldn't have even gone to school in the first place.

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kweenbitch 0

WTF is it w/ people not being able to control bodily functions? even w/ the case of diarrhea and all that jazz, if your not 3 years old hold it the **** in douche-bags!!

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Ranimal 12

There are many people who get seriously painful cramps and can't keep it in. Your bowels will eventually come out whether you want them to or not, especially if you are surprised by a bump.

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