Miscellaneous: Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped...

By FGum - 30/07/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By gumchuck - 05/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Marshall

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

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By LaurenLehmmman - 27/12/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2014 17:24 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By doggybag - 24/09/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 00:00

Today, I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum. My doctor says it'll pass in 7-10 years. FML

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MidstOfDarkness 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:27

What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting

I_Piss_Glitter 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 13:27

YDI for eating gum off a soccer field.

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mamamc 3

Friday 29 January 2010 23:43

dumbass

nicolem93 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:18

haha glad im not the only person who does that

mits_lancer 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:00

thats gross. why would you put it back in your mouth??

2gether4ever 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 3:23

no shit. what do you think it would taste like after you dropped it on the ground ?

Be_My_Guest 0

Friday 9 April 2010 18:49

why put it back in your mouth?

TheWayILovedYou 0

Monday 30 August 2010 0:04

That's utterly disgusting.

TeenieAmerica 9

Friday 8 October 2010 8:37

Wow, that's... really gross. Don't pick it back up!! YDI

maddiepie 0

Friday 26 November 2010 5:17

Berry to mint...?

YUNO_fml 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:17

don't blame him. 5 second rule right?

tazzy4eva97 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:27

GROSS!!!!!!!

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Same thing different taste

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