Miscellaneous: Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my...

By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By shaft2112 - 03/12/2015 20:19 - Germany - Emsdetten

Today, I was walking on my crutches towards the bus through the rain. The bus driver looked into my eyes, punching the button to close the doors while I was still a few meters away. As he drove off, he kept his eyes on me, while I had to wait for another 15 minutes for the next bus in the rain. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By seriously?? - 04/02/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

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By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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Flutist 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:37

Bus stops are not Love Connections. Get on the ******* bus in the time allotted to you and we won't have to wait for your ass. I hate people like you. You say goodbye before the bus comes, and then get on.

Feverrotes 15

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:37

Now that's just mean. Report his/her ass to the transit center, etc. and have your BF there as witness. He/she'll be fired on the spot.

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BikerMike 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 11:06

The bus driver has a schedule to make and the other people on the bus schedule do not revolve around you having an estrogene laced goodbye. hug and kiss before bus gets there and when the door opens, get your self centered ass on the bus.

awesome_o 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:26

bus driver should have backed up and ran over you a few times as well.

fireandice27 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 13:47

Ugh, that happens to me so often at Uni! I sprint for the bus looking like an absolute fool, and just as I'm about to step onto the bus the doors close in my face. I knock on the doors and the bus driver just drives off, with a whole busload of Uni students laughing at me. I mean, come on! I was RIGHT THERE

Flutist 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:13

well that's rude, but if you have to sprint for the bus perhaps you should arrive earlier. You didn't have a super hot love love but groping ass shaking hubba hubba hump me hot mama goodbye kiss with your boyfriend.

geetface 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:23

By "saying goodbye to my boyfriend" you probably mean latching onto him trying to get one last hug and kiss and crying about how you don't wanna go anywhere ever without him and making everybody on the bus wait for your own emotional insecurity. YDI

Flutist 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:26

^THIS

FromCFL 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:54

YDI for thinking the world revolves around you. Try thinking of other people for once in your life.

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 November 2009 15:00

The bus driver thought you had a crush on him until he saw you with another guy, and drove off in a jealous rage. If you had played your cards right, the driver could have given you all the free rides you want. Mustache ones, that is.

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 15:50

You had plenty of time to say goodbye I'm sure. If it took you that long to say bye to him, you should've done it earlier instead of taking your sweet time. They do have schedules to keep you know. Nobody else wants to wait while you make kissy faces at your bf.

live_2_eat 5

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:00

Eugh, I know your pain. I've been running for the bus, get to the door, the bus driver clearly sees me but just drives off >_< Unless.. you were having a full on make-out session with your bf and keeping everyone waiting. Then I have no sympathy.