Miscellaneous: Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old...

By phatkroger10 - 10/04/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fund raiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in 4 weeks, she said "Oh I can't wait!". Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!". FML

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Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

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By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 08:47 - United States - Kent

Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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By anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:46 - United States - Romulus

Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

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By bakerysux - 23/12/2014 01:21 - United States - San Antonio

Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML

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By KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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By Fat and Embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Palmdale

Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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dumpweedx 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:49

That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O

kika_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 9:55

I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.

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alwaysloveashxx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:43

i sure hope the poor woman didn't hear what you said...

ohgosh0_0 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:58

this isnt an FML for you, but an FML for the old lady if she heard your comment

fylxx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:26

#11, you're right, I didn't even think of it that way when I first read this FML. Good point :]

nodbor 11

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:16

#18 we in the US also take home uncooked pizza over here and bake it at home. supper fresh and hot.

crazy_cat_lady 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 18:07

Oh man, that's messed up! But totally easy to slip and do. I work in a nursing home, and I always just talk to the residents completely normally. It's not like you can one hundred percent focus on NOT saying death-related things to nursing home residents, or else you'll start to treat them really weird and they'll notice and feel bad about that. Honest mistake, but still one that made me wince. LOL

leighandnaomi 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:57

rofl!!!!!!!!! idiot!

Mylife_cant_suck 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:54

brilllant, sheer brilliance!

iamtenyearsago 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:53

Meaning, make it till then without the cookie dough she loves, right? I read this and thought people probably wouldn't understand that. So they all think it's your fault for being mean. Haha.

Seegtease 0

Monday 13 April 2009 4:00

I think given the context, the old lady understood what you meant. Given the way she was talking, she probably has a personality that would laugh at such a thing.