Intimacy: Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn...

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 04:06 - Canada - London

Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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By lonelyandbored - 31/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 16 July 2011 12:05

Honey, if you need to turn him on a day in advance to get him to want to have sex with you, you're doing something wrong.

cupcakegirl93 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 11:57

Either you are trying to hard or he has moved on and isn't interested... try to figure out the real reason and good luck!

Comments

cyngona1982 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:46

I think he's gay just saying

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:52

FAIL!

lifelessons22222 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:55

Dump him

SnowTrooper19 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:58

YDI for sending dirty texts.

RyNo24 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:09

he is either gay and hasn't realized it yet, or your dating the dumbest guy ever.

sovietkiwi 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 15:58

maybe she was talking about how she wanted him to chain her to the bed.... I'd say ew stop to that too...

StudMuffinette 17

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:14

you would have to be reeeaaaallyyy bad at sexting to not turn on ur own boyfriend...

BigOrca 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:19

you can send me dirty text. nothing is too naughty for me.

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:24

Maybe his definiton of dirty varies from hers? Maybe it freaked him out that you were acting like Quagmire from Family Guy rather than Lois? Maybe he wasn't in the mood

kaykay20 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 18:49

Even if he wasn't turned on I don't see why he would find sex or foreplay to be "ew" all together. Most likely just sext a position or foreplay act he wasn't into or was too dirty like on scary movie (lol but in all seriousness possible).