By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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Doortje 29

Honey, if you need to turn him on a day in advance to get him to want to have sex with you, you're doing something wrong.

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cupcakegirl93 8

Either you are trying to hard or he has moved on and isn't interested... try to figure out the real reason and good luck!

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Symmetry88 0

is he gay? do you look incredibly manly? maybe it's all OP's fault for looking manly. good luck with your problem. (MANLY LOOKING FEMALE!)

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Good lord, you're annoying. I feel bad for your parents.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Good lord, you're annoying. I feel bad for your parents.

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FernAdele 9

what exactly were you saying...

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thatnucca 36

Yes OP, some of us don't like to talk the talk... Walking the walk is all we need... It is that simple!

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PandaPandy 6

no offense but lol I love his response. If he were to do this to you just reply "Ew stop" to get back at him haha

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Midrash 5

just send him a pic of ur boobs next time. that's all it takes

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Symmetry88 0

unless he has breast cancer so her boobs are totally mis formed and de shaped. haha then it's a total turn off

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Doortje 29

Meh, I don't know, kinky texts usually do the trick too.

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iseduran 5

maybe he is gay. what dude hates dirty texting?

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Symmetry88 0

a gay dude hates dirty texting.

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ReynshineCutting 10

He probably didn't like how dirty she was being. My fiancé and I aren't into dirty stuff so if I were to try and act all slutty he'd react the same way and he's definitely not gay. Far from it.

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SteelCladAngel 0

my husband doesn't like the dirty talk...he's certainly not gay.

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ryno101 3

i can give you my number, I will appreciate your dirty texts

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erocketship 0

text me I'll take care of you , since he's not ;)

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Gjohnson2208 6

Ha maybe his other girl friend.. That he is actually putting out to was the one who had his phone.... Or maybe he's just a loser...

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dreday21 0

he is gay or your pussy is nasty

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