Intimacy: Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting...

By Humiliated - 14/09/2009 12:58 - United States

Today, I was shaving and I sneezed unexpectedly. I ended up cutting myself so badly that I had to go to the emergency room. It wouldn't have been quite so humiliating if I hadn't been forced to show the extremely attractive doctor my sliced open and half shaved crotch. FML

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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Beer - 28/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML

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blahblahblksheep 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:46

do you shave yourself with a F*cking straightblade?

chowyuk 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:20

That is the ultimate fear when it comes to trimming

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:45

Don't shave down there, then? I'm sorry, but it's unbelievably feminine and dumb. Why does every man have to be a ******* Calvin Klein model and not have one single hair on their body?

caticaticati 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:06

I know guys that only shave there and their faces... it's definitely nice for the girls that are giving them head. Most boys don't want bush in their face if they're giving a girl oral - same goes for a lot of girls when they're giving a guy oral.

caticaticati 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:15

Also, as I just noticed, the OP is a female, so why did this thing about guys shaving come into the conversation?

sevenalive 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:52

i do it once the hair gets long, same for armpits. because i like a women who is shaved and we both dont want are faces in pubes. i dont go bald down there, but being really hairy us disgusting as it traps sweat

blinkingstarlet 15

Tuesday 15 September 2009 10:14

this comment is a major TMI ... fail

afrbrunette 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:06

haha I agree! WAY tmi!

tabbycat 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:57

Goodness, that's nasty. FYL indeed.

Gia0896 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:08

Why did you have a girl doctor..If your a girl..Get a freakin girl doctor you DIP

lonelyboy23 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:15

I hope everything heals up.

Gia0896 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:17

*i mean why DIDNT you have a girl doctor if you a girl

MYMMYMSICSIC 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 14:12

Because when youvare in the ER bleeding, you don't really have a choice who is your doctor

visage 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 0:43

What the hell do you shave with, a chainsaw? I've cut myself pretty damn bad, but even with 4 blades not nearly that bad.

MikeLitoris_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissKittie 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 2:01

Why didnt you take the razor off your skin when you realised you were going to sneeze? LOL. YDI.

Spongii101 12

Saturday 1 May 2010 14:00

Maybe the sneeze crept up on her unexpectedly.

shmexi 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 4:28

that's what I thoughtt! it's totally fake, too.(: just sayingg(:

DbeX 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 3:26

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