By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
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Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.

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Miru_fml 0

OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.

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swimfa42n 0

"Today I was shaving my balls with a blade razor" there is no way that could end without meaning YDI.

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amazingkate 0

from what i've heard, there should be a psa about electric razors and balls.

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adriatico 0

Paramedics FML. Today, I had to put pressure on some man's bleeding nut until we reach the hospital. FML

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bullboy 0

OMG lol....dude that sucks!!! I use a razor every week on my balls and have never cut myself.....tell me it was nothing major....what did the doctor say? It's just a nick? Cause I don't think I would call the ambulance lol.......

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bullboy 0

LMFAO!!! @ Paramedics FML!! lol good one PS: Date or NO date, a guy keeps it clean down there...it's cleaner and smoother...it doesn't have to be for someone else. I do it for me...

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xchd22x 0

this is why i trim the hair on my nuts. no itch or pain, and low risk for accidents like yours.

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theskippster 0

haha that sux a big fat one.

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Haydenrw93 0

wow this proves to NEVER EVER use a razor..... use a hair buxxer or sumthing like it but dont go to short :P u know for the future... o and btw........................ FYL!!!

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Shyman4ever 0

Wow why didn't you just leave it like that? It proves that you're a man unless it was like a jungle. Anyways some girls like hairy dicks.

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

For all you morons saying YDI for thinking shed put out on a first date, ever heard of the saying "better safe than sorry"?? Or maybe "be prepared"?? Or maybe even "just in case"?????? Unexpected things happen all the time. Take your pick of phrases above and that's what he was doing. Dip *****.

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