Health: Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly....

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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Thursday 21 October 2010 16:08

Was this the first time you ever shaved?

SpaceMannn 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:14

I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..

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hhhiii 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:42

what kinda cheap ass razor you using? ahhah

wolfsoul 0

Friday 22 October 2010 8:44

get a new razor

LisaBanana 0

Friday 22 October 2010 8:52

Either A: get a better shaver OR B: exercise so your armpit won't be as hard to shave! problem solved!(:

stephanie0613 0

Friday 22 October 2010 10:36

YDI for not knowing how to shave.

alsnyder12 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 3:53

it's sounds as if you have no control over it

carinaxogoiella 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 22:27

lmfao. i've had similar adventures.

Cjmw 7

Monday 25 October 2010 8:03

Oh well at least you're consistent... ...and symmetrical...

chris_brownieee 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:25

damnn *ouch* lmaoo @ fingers butthole comment smh

iceex56 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 3:27

I hate when that happens ): sorry op!

ThickHead 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 5:14

dull razor

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