Health: Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly....

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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Thursday 21 October 2010 16:08

Was this the first time you ever shaved?

SpaceMannn 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:14

I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..

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shinco_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 10:59

now op's pits are nice and semitrical.

miss2kute31 0

Friday 3 June 2011 9:44

YDI get a better razor and/or shaving cream. Learn how to shave correctly.

KHunnyBear 2

Friday 2 September 2011 17:01

haha I've seen that movie too :)

ckilla421 0

Friday 30 September 2011 5:47

I cut my armpit shaving last year. I didn't think anything of it, and after applying deoderant, I continued about my day. I discovered I'm allergic to the perfumed kind, when I ended up in the hospital having surgery bc of a staph infection. Moral of the story? Don't expect store-bought brownies to taste the same as homemade.

vicgeo92 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:22

Well, that sucks, but hey in a couple days it'll be healed and you'll need to shave again. Just be more careful next time. Venus razors are the best you don't even feel them.