By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
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SpaceMannn 0

I sure hope you didn't decide to shave down there thinking it couldn't possibly happen a third time..

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mattie15 0

EPIC FAIL! lol I hate cutting myself while shaving

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RedPillSucks 31

I pitless the fool!!!! pitless.... get it... cause she cut her pits.... sigh.... ok, I fail

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mintcar 9

Hahaha. Your explanation is what made me laugh. Hey, you tried. :)

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0hSleeper 0

Shouldn't it be "pity the fool" ? -_-" derp

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Honesty4U 0

Um, not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, are we 0hSleeper? That's kinda the point.

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DocBastard 38

Oh no you didn't Curly... Oh yes you did. I laugh out louded.

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DocBastard 38

That's what you get for shaving with a piranha. Hacksaw? Rusty spoon?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Real women use straight razors.  For shaving, I mean. :} 

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I prefer a machete.

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legonut6 0

YDI for trying to be American. Everyone knows foreigners don't shave.

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CallMeHush 0

How many times do you need to be told to not shave while using the treadmill?

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