Health: Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2014 10:41 - United States - Athens

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2009 18:06 - France

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 13:58

Today, I found out, after having my third and last child, that I'm balding. I'm only 23 and quite frankly It's very much noticeable. How did I find out? My four-year-old daughter pointed it out to me, saying, "Mommy, why you shed like the dog?" FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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By Jessica - 19/03/2011 21:13 - Romania

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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frontmanmike 14

Friday 19 December 2014 17:42

Embrace it. My brother went silver at 15. He made it work for him. The chicks go bananas.

Kazze 31

Friday 19 December 2014 17:48

Could be worse: what if female balding ran in the family?

Comments

TR1CKtm 7

Friday 19 December 2014 18:57

Oh my glob, I've had a full head of grey hair since I was 16. Runs in my family, too. Either embrace it or stock up on hair dye. At least you're not balding.

ModernZelda 19

Friday 19 December 2014 18:57

Silver hair is very much "in" right now. Embrace it, let it grow.

SeriousJoker72 18

Friday 19 December 2014 19:07

Silver hair is trending in Canada these days! Plus if you ever decide to dye it, it'll be super light and easy to dye! I'm kinda jealous of you :p

ShenaniganNinja 20

Friday 19 December 2014 19:12

Just be glad it's not falling out. I'm 27 and my hair started falling out this year. Going bald sucks. I'm debating shaving the whole thing, but a head injury from when I was a child left me with a deformed skull that's only concealed by my hair.