Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we...

By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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By flustered - 28/07/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. My checker was very hot. When it came time for me to pay, I swiped my debit card and the machine kept rejecting it. Sure that I had money in my account, I did it again, before the cute checker informed me that I was swiping my driver's license, not my debit. FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 18:00

Today, since it was payday, I figured I’d take my mom out for burgers. The bank also decided to do a random update on our debit card, resulting in my card declining three times. My mom ended up having to pay for our meals. So much for trying to treat my mom out to dinner. I’m still pissed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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By thomas - 02/07/2024 04:00 - Australia - Ringwood

Today, a woman came through my drive-thru and ordered a latte, but the bank had closed off her cards and she was short 30 cents in cash. I felt bad, so I paid for her. When I went home, I told my dad what I did, thinking he'd be proud of how he raised me but no, he said I'd wasted my money, and made me feel bad about it. FML

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By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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ely46 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:58

YDI, You should keep better track of your finances.

24788 6

Saturday 6 June 2009 23:01

How does this impress a woman? You saying all women only love money? Well it's true to a certain point.

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AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:35

you pay FOR the girl, not in front of her. You need to learn a lot, or you can end up with even less money than you already have

luvlee 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:47

she works at shoppers drug mart...hahahaha why would you need to impress her?

Asdas_fml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:42

"Trying to be cool" => instant YDI.

carmela93 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:08

Hahaha awhh :)

bitterpill1 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 18:53

ok so spending 20$ will get you a hot chick? when the **** did this happen? last time i checked girls liked more than just money... and even then you were with your mom which isnt impressive at all

Panda_fuzz 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:17

Smooth

Anonymous409 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:28

#55 WTF y would u put lyrics off a paramore song WTF? 22 knows his stuff fo sho.

sun_babe 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:30

SO WHAT?! SERIOUSLY, GROW UP!

do9105 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:59

Umm... I pick up girls all the time by paying for my moms stuff with my debit card... jeez don't you guys know anything?? /sarcasm

no_one_fml 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:00

#88 - ... she's in school and wants to make some money on the side, probably because she wants more than her allowance or she's saving up for something. Working in grocery stores is a typical high school/uni student job. What the hell is wrong with that, and what makes her not worthy of being impressed because she has a job in a grocery store during SCHOOL? I mean - what do kids at your local high school do if they want extra money, are they SAP consultants or what? *shakes head*