By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
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CountDuk 5

Giving an all-new definition to the term "shitfaced"

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FalconSam1414 19

There are two blue loofahs in my shower, and I distinguish mine from the other because the string came off of mine. I feel bad for you, that's beyond gross. I shall click "I agree, your life sucks" as an act of sympathy :)

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bleachfreeblonde 6

Well, at least that acne you were trying to scrub off should clear up now that your pores won't be clogged with shit particles....

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

So that's how the term "Assface" came into play...

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Sheh_fml 25

He didn't at least pay for your new loofah as an apology? Also, am I the only one who wonders just how little he cares about hygiene since he didn't seem to have found anything wrong with sponging his ass with your face-loofah and giving it back (aka not telling you) in the first place?

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walmartpaysme 15

He cares about HIS hygiene, he just doesn't care about OP's hygiene apparently.

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japtap81 16

Ok so u wash ur face with it, I presume u put soap on it. Well don't u wash it out after each use? If u do then it's clean, and if he washed his ass in the shower with it and washes it after then there shouldn't be a problem.

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stewpididiot 11

I was KIDDING when I told her that! !! I use it to scrub my nutsack !!! JEEZ !! It's not like she's never licked there either !!!

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babyseal112510 1

I think you should both buy lofahs.

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kyat288 9

when I read this to my mom, she subcontiously said "what an asshole!"

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outoftown 26

Translation: Mom instantly said, "What an asshole." She said it continuously. (I'm guessing Mom said that as she went to the bathroom to toss her loofah.)

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walmartpaysme 15

83, I hope you weren't trying to say subconsciously.

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SApprentice 34

Ugh, ugh, that made me shiver. I have such terrible health, if that happened to me, I would get very ill. Geez, I don't know the relationship, but considering the vast load of unpleasant, and often deadly, bacteria that he exposed you to, I would say leave him. He honestly could have killed you.

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