Health: Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that...

By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 301

You deserved it 2 136

To the window, to the wall

By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01

Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 578

You deserved it 429

By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 114

You deserved it 5 188

Junk in the trunk

By NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 800

You deserved it 8 660

By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 011

You deserved it 2 533

By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - 10/10/2013 20:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 557

You deserved it 3 586

Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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You deserved it 131

By ew - 12/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, I found my shower loofa near the bathroom trash. My husband has a habit of throwing things out of the shower if they are in his way, so I thought nothing of it and took at bath with it. When he came home from work, he said he had thrown it away because he used it to clean the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 126

You deserved it 3 064

Multiusage

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 091

You deserved it 186

By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 125

You deserved it 7 582

CountDuk 5

Monday 17 September 2012 3:00

Giving an all-new definition to the term "shitfaced"

cornedbeef2016 5

Monday 17 September 2012 2:58

I think its time for some new face cleaner.

Comments

Just2BMe 5

Monday 17 September 2012 10:00

Ewww and he waited until now to tell you?! Sorry OP :/

htownpostman 16

Monday 17 September 2012 10:12

What a dick!

tne201992 12

Monday 17 September 2012 10:36

I hope he's joking as well, but just in case. SOB = Son of a Bitch

sillyyanks 24

Monday 17 September 2012 12:08

FYL for your grim boyfriend, but also YDI for using a loofah on your face!

1crabbygirl 10

Tuesday 18 September 2012 5:32

Yeah, even a nice, soft complexion brush would be better. Loofah is too abrasive for the face.

hannnahmarie 14

Monday 17 September 2012 12:37

Talk about gross!

mrnuleef 7

Monday 17 September 2012 13:26

Now THAT'S how you pink eye

SonOfAMitch 14

Monday 17 September 2012 14:40

Spelt my name wrong! Silly people.

donut_gurl 8

Monday 17 September 2012 14:44

never use a loofah on your face! you use your hands or a gentle cloth on your face. YDI. and never share a loofah. You should have 2 seperate ones for you and your boyfriend anyway! (and dry it out between uses or it just collects dirt and bactiria, ewww)