Transportation: Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my...

By Snowman - 24/01/2016 22:21 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML

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By Charlie8u347 - 29/12/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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By bedrockmike - 28/01/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By bender - 10/02/2010 05:03 - Canada

Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

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By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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Monday 25 January 2016 11:00

This is the moment you've been waiting for. It's time to break out the flamethrower.

hellnosucka 27

Monday 25 January 2016 10:48

I admire your resourcefulness.

Comments

willsnow18 11

Monday 25 January 2016 19:04

well ya see, my last name is snow

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 26 January 2016 3:46

Do you know nothing?

charlie66_fml 20

Monday 25 January 2016 20:45

I'm in the same boat. 30 inches fell on Saturday.

desd428 17

Monday 25 January 2016 21:31

Duct tape is your best friend.

GruesomeUrchin7 10

Monday 25 January 2016 21:53

Why shovel snow instead buy a 6 Tom bulldozer to get that 2ft out of your yard and all problems solved

TrippyEyes 16

Monday 25 January 2016 22:02

If your shovel couldn't handle the snow then why the Hell would you think that your garbage lid could

nmaty123 5

Monday 25 January 2016 23:10

Leave blower time !

MoroseMoose 47

Wednesday 5 October 2016 23:51

Do you mean LEAF blower?

zachjm98 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 1:51

Wait, you mean to tell me you only have ONE snow shovel? Americans...

Obito_Uchiha651 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 2:31

What does being American have to do with anything related to this

tkeeton46 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 4:22

My one friends power was cut and her landlord wouldn't plow her parking lot... She tried using a broom and a dustpan until she called me, my mom and I had to drive over and dig out her car and dig a path to get out of the parking lot, she is staying with us for a while...

thatsjustgreat1 16

Tuesday 26 January 2016 6:55

Of all possible objects, a garbage can lid was your 1st choice?

OrganicSistah 17

Wednesday 27 January 2016 14:19

You should've bought your shovel in New England. What the heck does VA know about snow?? lol That's why your shovel broke. It was probably made to build giant sand castles lol.