By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML
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TheCheeseMan 0

8 close friends are better than 100 whatever friends!

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fredwillkill 0

anyone can have 100 good quality friends if they try. childhood friends that you stay in contact with, etc... social people can have 100+ friends

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DarthSTFU 0

Whereas shut-ins may have not so many...

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ugk4life 0

But are those 100+ people really your friends or just people you socialize with? Most of those people wouldn't even think about bailing you out of jail.

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randomcomment321 0

A good friend will come to bail you out of jail, A best friend will be in jail with you saying "We screwed up".

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Lim23 0

And the worst friend would be going "His fault"

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Chibineko223 0

Box guy= Edward Cullen ?

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flakes_fml 0

wait? where does it say he has 8 friends?? jk but yea quality over quantity

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Selsa_Squirrel 0

True. It`s not a real FML at all. I feel worse for his or her friends, seeing as the OP doesn't find them important enough to be grateful for. Guess we know even those '8' friends won`t last long.

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peoc 0

its better to have a few good friends than many people who dont really care about you

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MrSarcasm 4

She who has many friends, has none. Besides, having 100 friends would suck. Imagine all the birthday gifts you'd have to buy.

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hahayou12345 0

You should have known how many invitations you needed. You deserved it since you probably ASSUMED you had 100 people to invite, when in fact you only have 8 friends. Seriously.

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grazynaanka 0

Gotta listen to #1 OP. It's quality over quantity.

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missbon 0

i spose they wouldnt have a party pack for 8 though. you should just have 12.5 different going away forever parties :)

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TheCheeseMan 0

8 close friends are better than 100 whatever friends!

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greenbiscuits 0

#3 shut the **** up. Your one of those people who comment on every single FML thinking your the shit. The fact of this FML is that he only had 8 friends, not that he wasted his money on the cards. Go **** youself :)

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boatiebanter 0

Definitely quality over quantity, but you should be fully aware of this before you decide to buy a pack of 100. Even if I technically know 100 people well enough to invite them to a party, I don't really think I'd want to.

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The_Cait 0

Aw, I'm sorry. To be honest...there aren't many people I would want to invite to such an event, either. So long as the friends you have a TRUE friends, don't worry about it! The people who could send out 100 invites are often faking connections that aren't really there

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