Miscellaneous: Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when...

By popemichael - 19/06/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML

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By Bad Artist - 07/05/2014 14:55 - United States

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 06:00 - Australia

Today, I checked my Tumblr account to see if anyone had commented on the photos of my new tattoo. There were only 3 posts, and 2 of them were people linking it to "Awful Tattoo" blogs. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By UnpredictableSurface - 17/03/2017 22:00

Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML

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By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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For life

By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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Small talk is hell

By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By fuglyphotographer - 23/10/2011 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML

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mich23 10

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:23

pic please

sammyprosnit 8

Friday 24 September 2010 4:36

just like my ex

Comments

drinkupgorgeous 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:02

"unique" = fugly.

Peacenik 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:07

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You like your tattoo? Don't let it bother you.

Seti_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:24

the only truly unique tattoos these days are going to be ugly as hell simply because every good idea has been done by someone.

Kgirl2cute 6

Monday 20 September 2010 14:17

haha, I was waiting for something like this I love that OP felt the need to describe it as "unique"

boog_fml 7

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:26

LOL at 27!

mikew85 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:53

maybe you shouldn't have gotten an ugly tattoo! just kidding, but that still sucks.

jewelzgalore 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:59

Is it the troll one? http://ugliesttattoos.com/page/2/ Because if it is you're my ******* hero. That tattoo is awesome!

16274692 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:29

if the guy taking the picture thought all of them are ugly, he'd have a whole lot of posting to do on his website then :P

ha_fml 3

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:55

i really doubt someone could fall asleep during such a procedure.

crazy_cat_lady24 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:01

Yes, that's the lie she told everyone, but it's obviously bullshit. It's impossible to sleep while someone is stabbing your face with electric needles. She just lied because daddy got mad. She's already slowly trying to back out of her story, I heard an interview with her on a Flanders radio station. When asked "Kimberley, is this all a hoax?" she said "I dunno..."