By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

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Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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perdix 29

Looks like you got ripped off twice.

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obsydian_fml 3

That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!

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alfred07 18

I'm sure you could find someone to fix if if you look hard enough. As long as you explain to him how expensive the lingerie is a d that you don't find it being ripped off sexy it shouldn't happen again.

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emilyjgraham 34

she probably did find it a bit sexy, bit of an expensive sex session though!

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lockerbilr 0

Sound like good sex to me. Be happy he wanted you that bad

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1zacster 0

Could've gotten it from wal-mart, he wasn't focusing on the lingerie, it was what was under it

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monkeywrench1 10

Lingerie is like wrapping paper on gifts. Makes everything look better but what really matters is inside! You know they gonna unwrap whatever is in it! The moral of the story is: don't spend that much on wrapping he just gonna destroy it anyway!

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jer_36 10

This is why I don't buy sexy lingerie anymore. Guys either rip it off or take it off quickly. Guess it gets the job done but its definitely too expensive.

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thiscrazything 1

Or return it and tell them their product didn't hold up for the intended purpose,

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badam_fml 6

well you should enjoy your expensive night not FML about it. I bet it was fun for him

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Rxoxdx 0

U shoulda reinforced it with titanium

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