By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

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Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
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perdix 29

Looks like you got ripped off twice.

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obsydian_fml 3

That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!

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Superman151 4

Today my girlfriend was wearing sexy lingerie when we got really into it. I ripped re clothing from her but then she got really posses and wouldn't have sex no more. Well **** u ***** I banged if sister instead.

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high_tower87 9

Spelling and grammar. That's what separates us from the chimps.

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AgaveLoco 5

From now on, buy your lingerie at Walmart

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FrankHotpants 31

I take it that's not the only thing he destroyed that night.

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dylanjb7 0

Next time get somthing cheaper... But hey at least you know you can get him that horney

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Mauskau 35

Should be able to get a refund, say it ripped when you put it on due to a loose thread getting caught... Nahh, fyl for spending that much on it. £15 seems a lot to most...

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Wtf? She was showing the lingerie to her BOYFRIEND and they had sex... Single people don't have sex with their BOYFRIENDS. That's impossible.

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KiraElayne_ 1

I really doubt he'd want to see you in it more than once anyways. It'd get boring after a while. Next time get cheap stuff

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bobchickenfart 5

oh. somebody already wrote that. nevermind people, ignore that comment. i'll just go cry in the corner of shame while people bury the comment.

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Mr25_fml 14

But don't worry! An hour later it'll all be worth it

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