Love: Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin....

By Anonymous - 27/12/2016 18:28 - Israel - Petah Tiqwa

Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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Woof woof

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 07:00 - Australia - Brunswick

Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML

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Paparazzi

By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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Match over

By dontask - 22/12/2018 18:00

Today, I was stalking my Bumble match’s Instagram feed before I said hello. I went to tap for sound on a video of him getting his backside tattooed but accidentally double-tapped and liked the video. Sound turned on and I realized I liked a video of him farting. Couldn’t say hello after that. FML

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By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML

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By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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Not a great sign, really

By anon - 30/08/2024 12:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I posted what I thought was a cute selfie on Instagram with the classic caption, "Feeling cute, might delete later." A few minutes later, my crush commented, "No need to wait, the delete button is right there." FML

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Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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lat187 18

Monday 2 January 2017 11:13

-Let me show you a pick of my crush! Wow that pic is tiny (zooms in) -GRAGHHHHH! What have you done!!! I'm going to look crazy now!!!!! $%#& ....

Lalala579121 27

Monday 2 January 2017 11:15

As someone who has never used Instagram, I'm going to guess this action "likes" the picture or something?

Comments

Keithds1999 8

Monday 2 January 2017 15:46

Unlike it you moron!

sweetpotato301 7

Monday 2 January 2017 17:48

They'll still get a notification.

HaleyMeredith 13

Monday 2 January 2017 16:47

Can't you just unlike the picture? I mean chances are, they have their notifications off so they'll never know.

mariri9206 32

Monday 2 January 2017 19:57

Actually, chances are notifications are still on.

michu_fml 18

Monday 2 January 2017 19:00

What's the big deal??? You cousin liked your crush's picture from 5 months ago for you. You probably wanted to like that picture. It was too scare to anyway. "You" liked a picture, it's not the end of the world. Grow up!!

more4me 27

Thursday 5 January 2017 11:36

Exactly ! People are so obsessed over little things.

Couch_Potato 17

Monday 2 January 2017 19:11

Unlike the picture then like his most recent one. He'll never know. OR don't stress about it. in my eyes it's no big deal

TheRealStunts 27

Monday 2 January 2017 19:37

I dont get what the big deal is? So what if it was posted 5 months ago...if she didnt want people to see her old posts she would delete them. And you liking her photo could spark a conversation yknow