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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By pretty princess - 01/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:55

This happens to me everytime I go to kiss my cat..LOL

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Friday 13 February 2009 4:59

Awwwwwwwww hahahaha! Despite the cuteness, the cat probably was just reaching for what it could see moving and hear sound coming from.. not trying to shut you up lol.

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VeeEight 5

Friday 22 April 2011 1:26

bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

birdfreak 24

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:07

that's kinda cute for a little kitty

macsterfun 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:59

#72. who cares? :).

hahahayeahright 5

Monday 15 August 2011 5:53

Agreed x2 I sing to my cats all the time:) they just stare at me, but still!

keepmeonthedl 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:34

My cat loves listening to me play the piano and guitar. Every time I play she comes into the room and lies down to listen. She even likes the drums lol.