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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By pretty princess - 01/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By crazycatlady - 24/08/2016 09:43 - United States - Ashland

Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML

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By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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SodaWhore 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:55

This happens to me everytime I go to kiss my cat..LOL

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Friday 13 February 2009 4:59

Awwwwwwwww hahahaha! Despite the cuteness, the cat probably was just reaching for what it could see moving and hear sound coming from.. not trying to shut you up lol.

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CalvinA7X 1

Monday 23 August 2010 19:41

she was trying to tell you that blue is back and that you can win a mac ^.^

Link5794 18

Thursday 2 September 2010 20:10

prtykty95 0

Monday 11 October 2010 2:03

HAHA my cat puts her paw over my mouth all the time when I talk to her... It's so cute though. I just kiss her paw and continue after laughing. ^_^

cheergirly789 4

Sunday 21 November 2010 18:14

This has happened to me.

quite_bored 9

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:33

Emoticons are not sentences.

lol32360 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 22:40

for somereason this sounds fake

supertacowaffle 41

Sunday 20 February 2011 12:59

Owned by da kitteh

LaciNic0le 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:50

hahahahahahahaha omg my cat does that to me a Lot :P

sykokitti 15

Saturday 2 April 2011 19:12

poor kitty, you were probably killing him with your toxic breath..

awesomeloser14 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 22:16

yah the cat is telling you some thing.

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